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​A little info about that cool guy - or, rather, cool guys...
​I had originally just written a note to say that I should write something to put here. The text on the old website had seemed rather outdated and not humorous enough. I feel this isn't much of an improvement, but I sit here writing this at around half-5 in the morning, having decided for some reason to stay up all night. Woe is me - and this paragraph. Just read the quotes below for now. I'll think of something later.

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​Who are some of the most interesting characters available for comment...?
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Max Characters

"I am a guy who likes to live life to the max - which is why I always make sure that I use up all the characters in a text box."
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Fanny Cradock Jr​

"Cooking and presenting is what I do best - I also like to pause recordings to go out and collect required ingredients."
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Julian Trotter

"​Conflict and resolution are imperative parts of my self-titled show - but if there's also drama, then that's good too."

Est. 2013

​Did you know that keonidsouza.com was purchased on 10th November 2013? ... No? Well, that's very surprising...

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Quotes about Keoni:               "[He] like[s] trains[!]" - Taylor Barrall               "Very true." - Keoni               ​"His grammar is immaculate!" - Alfie Bavin               "It certainly is." - Keoni               ​"Banter[.]" - Ed Bond               "Banter indeed." - Keoni               ​"Young man[.]" - Samuel Bruce               ​"There's no need to feel down." - Keoni               ​"Yeah[,] 'es['] alright[!]" - Matt Chaplin               ​"Not too bad if I say so myself." - Keoni               "He's sane! OK, that's a lie..." - Tomasz Chrost               "Part of that statement is true." - Keoni               "Don't give him your number..." - Tim(othy) Churcher               "Why not?!" - Keoni               ​"Nutter[!]" - Will(iam) Clarke               ​"My favourite is a cashew." - Keoni               "He's arguably better than yachting." - Aidan Clary               "The best is still squatting." - Keoni​               ​"He knows how to make a good handshake!" - Oliver de Jong               "... And forget one." - Keoni               "Uhhh...he is the most dedicated Ludovico Einaudi fan I know[.]" - Rory Henderson               "The perfect compliment." - Keoni               ​"A great friend and a funny guy[.]" - Sebastian Kozłowski               "That's terribly nice of you." - Keoni               "Not famous ..... yet!" - Ethan McKeown               "I could still make it!" - Keoni               "Yeah, [he's] amazing[!]" - Luis Nastili               "Quite right!" - Keoni               ​"What a guy?" - William Skelly               "A guy I am?" - Keoni               ​"I <3 Keoni[.]" - Sam Smith               "I <3 carrageenan." - Keoni

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