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KEONIDSOUZA.COM

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​​You've arrived at the online home of Keoni D'Souza! Go on, have a look around and see what gifts there are available for your pleasure! Bonne chance !

Journey deeper into the abyss...
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A podcast about coffee that's not really about coffee

We're being told to remain indoors and I've realised that I have a lot of coffee to get through. Join me as I try a different type of coffee (or alternate beverage). I'm stuck indoors, so I've got to do something...
Sip by Sip with Keoni D'Souza

About

I'm sure that you're wondering what you're doing here - if you are, you may find it interesting, and possibly even beneficial, to learn about me. You can do so by clicking the button below.
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About

Expluce Player

Expluce Player houses just about every piece of audio and video that Keoni has produced that is worth (and also perhaps not worth) making available all in one place.
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Expluce Player
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un film de Keoni D'Souza

​The long-awaited film about my placement year working with the ITV Hub team will be out soon! Find out more about this massive project of mine!
The Workplace

Expluce

What's all this Expluce business?! You may have seen me add some reference to it in basically everything I do, so let's have a look at what it actually is! It's all nonsense, really - but that's part of the fun!
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Expluce

Social

Find out if I exist elsewhere online - I've added a whole page for it because all this website-making is too much fun! So, do please click the button.
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Social

Quotes about Keoni:               "[He] like[s] trains[!]" - Taylor Barrall               "Very true." - Keoni               ​"His grammar is immaculate!" - Alfie Bavin               "It certainly is." - Keoni               ​"Banter[.]" - Ed Bond               "Banter indeed." - Keoni               ​"Young man[.]" - Samuel Bruce               ​"There's no need to feel down." - Keoni               ​"Yeah[,] 'es['] alright[!]" - Matt Chaplin               ​"Not too bad if I say so myself." - Keoni               "He's sane! OK, that's a lie..." - Tomasz Chrost               "Part of that statement is true." - Keoni               "Don't give him your number..." - Tim(othy) Churcher               "Why not?!" - Keoni               ​"Nutter[!]" - Will(iam) Clarke               ​"My favourite is a cashew." - Keoni               "He's arguably better than yachting." - Aidan Clary               "The best is still squatting." - Keoni​               ​"He knows how to make a good handshake!" - Oliver de Jong               "... And forget one." - Keoni               "Uhhh...he is the most dedicated Ludovico Einaudi fan I know[.]" - Rory Henderson               "The perfect compliment." - Keoni               ​"A great friend and a funny guy[.]" - Sebastian Kozłowski               "That's terribly nice of you." - Keoni               "Not famous ..... yet!" - Ethan McKeown               "I could still make it!" - Keoni               "Yeah, [he's] amazing[!]" - Luis Nastili               "Quite right!" - Keoni               ​"What a guy?" - William Skelly               "A guy I am?" - Keoni               ​"I <3 Keoni[.]" - Sam Smith               "I <3 carrageenan." - Keoni

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